Compost Your Enemies

$30.00

Revenge is best served… with soil, sunlight, and maybe a touch of spite.

Some people bottle their rage. Others grow flowers from it. This tee is for the ones who learned to turn betrayal into mulch and heartbreak into harvest.
Printed on a light blue Gildan tee, the front features our small logo on the left chest. The back? A bold black-and-red illustration that reminds you: even the worst shit can be composted into something beautiful.
Perfect for anyone who's been underestimated, written off, or weaponized for their softness—and lived to grow stronger.
Whether you’re gardening or grieving, healing or hexing—just remember: decay makes the best dirt.

Soft Rebellion Vol. 1
We planted this collection with purpose.
It’s our first offering — raw, real, and limited.
No reprints. If you know, you know.

🧵 A Note on the Tee:
Printed on Gildan for now — because we’re still in our underdog era. But we’re aiming higher (and softer) once the business can afford it. Every purchase helps us move toward ethically-sourced, premium basics — starting with Stanley + Stella.

Your support literally upgrades the fabric of our future.

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Revenge is best served… with soil, sunlight, and maybe a touch of spite.

Some people bottle their rage. Others grow flowers from it. This tee is for the ones who learned to turn betrayal into mulch and heartbreak into harvest.
Printed on a light blue Gildan tee, the front features our small logo on the left chest. The back? A bold black-and-red illustration that reminds you: even the worst shit can be composted into something beautiful.
Perfect for anyone who's been underestimated, written off, or weaponized for their softness—and lived to grow stronger.
Whether you’re gardening or grieving, healing or hexing—just remember: decay makes the best dirt.

Soft Rebellion Vol. 1
We planted this collection with purpose.
It’s our first offering — raw, real, and limited.
No reprints. If you know, you know.

🧵 A Note on the Tee:
Printed on Gildan for now — because we’re still in our underdog era. But we’re aiming higher (and softer) once the business can afford it. Every purchase helps us move toward ethically-sourced, premium basics — starting with Stanley + Stella.

Your support literally upgrades the fabric of our future.

🧵 Details:

• Color: Light blue shirt with black and red ink design

• Front left chest: Cynic With a Soul logo

• Back: Large “Compost Your Enemies” design

• Unisex Gildan fit – true to size, 100% cotton

• Sizes: S–2XL

• Printed in-house with a 4-color press and too much emotional baggage