Life isn’t like a box of chocolates—it’s unpaid overtime and fake birthday emails.
You gave them your best years. They gave you pizza parties, burnout, and a smiley face sticker before slashing your hours.
This shirt is for anyone who’s ever cried in a break room, questioned their life during a team huddle, or been told “we’re a family” by someone who laid them off over Zoom.
Printed on a sunny yellow Gildan tee, the back features a cracked smiley face surrounded by the phrase “Emotionally Exploited by Corporate America” in a clean black ink — think 90s optimism meets millennial disillusionment. It’s giving Forrest Gump stopped running and got stuck in an HR seminar.
The front chest features our logo — simple, subtle, and probably more emotionally available than your last manager.
Wear it to your next interview. Or don’t. Honestly, you deserve a nap.
Soft Rebellion Vol. 1 Collection
Because some of us never made it out of the office alive.
🧵 A Note on the Tee:
Printed on Gildan for now — because we’re still in our underdog era. But we’re aiming higher (and softer) once the business can afford it. Every purchase helps us move toward ethically-sourced, premium basics — starting with Stanley + Stella.
Your support literally upgrades the fabric of our future.
Life isn’t like a box of chocolates—it’s unpaid overtime and fake birthday emails.
You gave them your best years. They gave you pizza parties, burnout, and a smiley face sticker before slashing your hours.
This shirt is for anyone who’s ever cried in a break room, questioned their life during a team huddle, or been told “we’re a family” by someone who laid them off over Zoom.
Printed on a sunny yellow Gildan tee, the back features a cracked smiley face surrounded by the phrase “Emotionally Exploited by Corporate America” in a clean black ink — think 90s optimism meets millennial disillusionment. It’s giving Forrest Gump stopped running and got stuck in an HR seminar.
The front chest features our logo — simple, subtle, and probably more emotionally available than your last manager.
Wear it to your next interview. Or don’t. Honestly, you deserve a nap.
Soft Rebellion Vol. 1 Collection
Because some of us never made it out of the office alive.
🧵 A Note on the Tee:
Printed on Gildan for now — because we’re still in our underdog era. But we’re aiming higher (and softer) once the business can afford it. Every purchase helps us move toward ethically-sourced, premium basics — starting with Stanley + Stella.
Your support literally upgrades the fabric of our future.
