Just because you saw one lot lizard doesn’t mean you know the whole damn trucking industry.
This shirt is for the truckers who’ve had it up to here with the jokes, the assumptions, and the unsolicited “I bet you got a girl in every state” comments. Newsflash: some of us are just trying to deliver freight, sip gas station coffee, and be left the hell alone.
Printed on light gray and safety yellow Gildan tees (because subtlety is for sedans), the back features a bold black-ink illustration: a semi truck powering forward while a suspiciously shady lizard lurks around it — like it's waiting to ruin your CB radio rep.
The front? Just the Cynic With a Soul logo on the chest — because if you know, you know. No flex needed.
It’s sarcastic. It’s specific. It’s absolutely not DOT-approved.
Soft Rebellion Vol. 1 Collection
Made for the drivers. Not the drama.
🧵 A Note on the Tee:
Printed on Gildan for now — because we’re still in our underdog era. But we’re aiming higher (and softer) once the business can afford it. Every purchase helps us move toward ethically-sourced, premium basics — starting with Stanley + Stella.
Your support literally upgrades the fabric of our future.
Just because you saw one lot lizard doesn’t mean you know the whole damn trucking industry.
This shirt is for the truckers who’ve had it up to here with the jokes, the assumptions, and the unsolicited “I bet you got a girl in every state” comments. Newsflash: some of us are just trying to deliver freight, sip gas station coffee, and be left the hell alone.
Printed on light gray and safety yellow Gildan tees (because subtlety is for sedans), the back features a bold black-ink illustration: a semi truck powering forward while a suspiciously shady lizard lurks around it — like it's waiting to ruin your CB radio rep.
The front? Just the Cynic With a Soul logo on the chest — because if you know, you know. No flex needed.
It’s sarcastic. It’s specific. It’s absolutely not DOT-approved.
Soft Rebellion Vol. 1 Collection
Made for the drivers. Not the drama.
🧵 A Note on the Tee:
Printed on Gildan for now — because we’re still in our underdog era. But we’re aiming higher (and softer) once the business can afford it. Every purchase helps us move toward ethically-sourced, premium basics — starting with Stanley + Stella.
Your support literally upgrades the fabric of our future.
