Welcome to the club no one asked to join.
This shirt is for every kid who was raised on respect = silence,discipline = fear, and feelings = weakness.
We didn’t get time-outs—we got threatened with whatever was closest to the sink.
And somehow… we turned out hilarious. Emotionally complicated, but hilarious.
The front features a lone spoon and the badge of honor: Wooden Spoon Survivor.
The back? A satirical “Grandma’s Discipline Recipe” straight out of the Boomer Parenting Playbook™—where emotional regulation was replaced with corporal punishment and guilt trips came free with dinner.
Printed on soft Gildan cotton in light blue. Meant to be worn proudly, sarcastically, and maybe to Thanksgiving.
Soft Rebellion Vol. 1 Collection
Reclaiming childhood trauma—one tee at a time.
🧵 A Note on the Tee:
Printed on Gildan for now — because we’re still in our underdog era. But we’re aiming higher (and softer) once the business can afford it. Every purchase helps us move toward ethically-sourced, premium basics — starting with Stanley + Stella.
Your support literally upgrades the fabric of our future.
Welcome to the club no one asked to join.
This shirt is for every kid who was raised on respect = silence,discipline = fear, and feelings = weakness.
We didn’t get time-outs—we got threatened with whatever was closest to the sink.
And somehow… we turned out hilarious. Emotionally complicated, but hilarious.
The front features a lone spoon and the badge of honor: Wooden Spoon Survivor.
The back? A satirical “Grandma’s Discipline Recipe” straight out of the Boomer Parenting Playbook™—where emotional regulation was replaced with corporal punishment and guilt trips came free with dinner.
Printed on soft Gildan cotton in light blue. Meant to be worn proudly, sarcastically, and maybe to Thanksgiving.
Soft Rebellion Vol. 1 Collection
Reclaiming childhood trauma—one tee at a time.
🧵 A Note on the Tee:
Printed on Gildan for now — because we’re still in our underdog era. But we’re aiming higher (and softer) once the business can afford it. Every purchase helps us move toward ethically-sourced, premium basics — starting with Stanley + Stella.
Your support literally upgrades the fabric of our future.
